Thursday, February 11, 2016

Valentine's Day Gifts, There's Levels To This Ish! | Funny Advice From Plies



Plies has zero chill and his Instagram videos are hilarious! The rapper recently shared his thoughts on the different stages of gift giving for Valentine's Day. 


He basically broke down how expensive a woman's gift should be based on whether you're using a condom or not, and how long you've been having sex with the person determines if they even receive a gift in the first place. 

“I’m here to mothaf*ckin’ tell ya. If we done f*cked more than two times in the last 12 mothaf*ckin’ months, I’m mothaf*ckin’ expecting something for Valentine’s Day," he said in one video rant.  

LOL!

RELATED POST: 50 Sexy Striptease Songs To Perform To

Watch this funny fuckery below and take notes, hahaaa.

Yeezy Season 3: Kanye West Unveils New Music & Tracklist For 'The Life Of Pablo,' Disses Taylor Swift & Ray J In New Songs



Kanye West is gearing up for the release of his new album T.L.O.P which he recently revealed stands for The Life Of Pablo. (Yes, he changed the album title AGAIN, lol)


The rapper kicked off New York Fashion Week today to debut his Yeezy Season 3 fashion collection as well as his new album at Madison Square Garden in New York.
Kanye's album is also rumored to drop on the music streaming service Tidal after the fashion event wraps up.




In the meantime, check out these clips below where Kanye is throwing shots at Ray J and Taylor Swift in his new songs:

“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. I made that bitch famous,” Kanye raps. 

Oop!







Also, check out this new song from Yeezy where he mentions being the ghetto Opera, lol:



To replay Yeezy Season 3 via Tidal, click the link below:

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Jason Derulo & K. Michelle Get 'Naked' In New Music Video



Jason Derulo has stripped down and is getting his D'Angelo on in his newest music video "Naked." 

The very sexy video also features K. Michelle as his leading lady, check it out below!

 

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La La's Playlist: 50 Sexy Striptease Songs To Perform To




Happy Valentine's Day! Throw a little spice into your bedroom routine...

Over three hours worth of sexy and seductive bedroom music to dance to and have sex to. 

Valentine's Day is coming up and for those in relationships, ya'll have homework to do... I want ya'll to perform, yassss! I've compiled a playlist of sexy songs below. 

If you've never danced for your significant other, then you're missing out! Now is the time... put on that sexy outfit (or wear nothing), bust out those sexy moves and show them what you're working with!



You don’t need 6-inch heels or a pole for a striptease. And, you don't have to memorize a Beyonce or Magic Mike routine. Just be creative: grab a chair, dance on the bed, use the counter, hump the floor, dance on the wall, use handcuffs, do whatever feels sexy to you. 

Bonus: If you're flexible (raises hand) bust out those splits too!

And, if you're not the greatest dancer, just dress sexy, move those hips a little, touch your body and his body... give him a lap dance (a plus). 
The important thing is to feel comfortable, relax and just bring the sexy out. Remember, confidence is key. 

The first time I performed, I felt awkward and scared like I was being judged. Now that I think about my first time, I realized my nerves got to me and it really wasn't that serious. To calm my nerves, I even giggled a little which made him smile and then I knew I had nothing to worry about. 

I'm a pro now *wink wink*.

Wanna make things even more fun? Take turns performing and while your significant other is dancing, throw a little cash their way (yes, like in the strip clubs). 

Just twirl on that chair and on him!
I included a wide variety of songs in my Spotify playlist below that are really fun and sexy to take your clothes off to. 
There are a couple of classics for the grown and sexy, like Sade's "Is It A Crime" and Babyface's "Whip Appeal," a little sexy reggae with R. Kelly's "Slow Wind," and I also threw in a couple of faster songs in there like Teyana Taylor's "Maybe" and The Weeknd's "Or Nah" and "In Vein" (but really, The Weeknd's opening part is just the best in this song, till about the 2:16 mark). 

You'll also see a couple of Beyonce, Rihanna, R. Kelly and Ciara songs in there as well. 

I even included songs for the guys! I didn't leave ya'll out. Sexy songs like Neyo's "Mirror," Chris Brown's "Take You Down," Miguel's "Pussy Is Mine," and of course, there's that classic Magic Mike song, Ginuwine's "Pony." 

Tank's "Emergency" is a little on the slower side, but I've personally seen a performance to this and I must say, it's a great song to get sexy to. 

Marques Houston's "Naked" is also a very good song, unfortunately it wasn't on Spotify for me to include in my playlist. 


La La's Playlist:



My Personal Favorite Song


My absolute favorite stripper performance song of all time is Rihanna's "Skin" (song #6 in my playlist). This song just says and does it all for me. 

Use the lyrics to guide you: 

"No heels,

No shirt,
No skirt,
All I'm in is just skin.

No jeans,

Take em off,
Wanna feel your skin"
... This is a great song to start off wearing some clothes ... dance ... and when you hear those lyrics above, start taking your clothes off as she's singing "no heels, no shirt, no skirt, etc..." This is repeated twice in the song. 

Then, after taking your clothes off, make your way over to your man and give him a lil' lap dance. 

"You a beast, oh.

You know that I like that.
Come here baby,
All I wanna see you in is just skin"

I'm telling you, "Skin" is HOT, a true winner in my book! 


Get inspired and watch these sexy videos below 
for some moves!










If you have any more sexy striptease songs or suggestions, feel free to drop a comment below.

Enjoy!

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Draya Michele Claps Back At 'The Next 15' Stars Jennifer Williams & Laura Govan, Says Gilbert Arenas Is NOT Her Baby's Daddy



Laura Govan and her ex, NBA player Gilbert Arenas, have a very messy, complicated (and childish) relationship. The former couple have four kids together and it seems like they go at each other's throats every chance they can get.

Well, on the premiere episode of The Next 15, these two get brought up when Laura is a guest star on Jennifer Williams' radio show. 

Check out the full premiere episode of The Next 15 here! 


Jennifer points out that Laura is a hot topic in the media and she mentions some leaked emails in which Laura blasted her and Gilbert's relationship history (which Laura says she's not allowed to talk about because Gilbert is actually suing her over that).

Those emails mentioned Gilbert possibly sleeping with one of Laura's family's members (Jennifer hints this family member is Gloria Govan, Laura's sister who premiered on Basketball Wives LA with her).


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The emails also mention former Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele. There were rumors swirling around that Gilbert was the father of Draya's first child, and Draya is brought up on The Next 15 in this clip below:



Draya responded to clear up the rumors, she denied Gilbert being her baby's father and said:

"My son's father lives in pa and makes an honest living being a barber. This shit is completely embarrassing to me and my family. And I intend on putting this to final rest."





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K. Michelle Remixes Yo Gotti's 'Down In The DM' + Her Ex Lance Stephenson Throws Shades



K. Michelle is the latest to remix Yo Gotti's hit song "Down In The DM."

 

New Music: "Down In The DM" Remix Feat. Nicki Minaj (Full Song)

At first, I thought this was Trina rapping... kinda sounds like her a little, no? Take a listen to the full song below:

 

Also, K. Michelle's ex, Lance Stephenson, threw some shade her way after K promoted her remix on her Instagram page. He claims K wants to be like Nicki Minaj (who also has a remix to the song):


Ouch, is somebody big mad or little mad? Lol. 

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#Dafuq!? So People Out Here Buying Fake, Fat Vaginas To Achieve The Camel Toe Look?



The sh*t you come across online...

So, people are buying fake va-jay-jay's to make it look like they have camel toe? Look what I saw on Instagram earlier:


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This website has an entire cross dressing section, including silicone breasts in all sizes, push up bras, artificial vaginas, sex toys, and more. 


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Erica Mena Chillin' With Nick Cannon, Mack Wilds & More On 'Wild N' Out' (Video)


Erica Mena pictured with rapper Mack Wilds
Snapchat Chronicles: Check out former Love & Hip Hop New York star Erica Mena on the set of Wild 'N Out earlier today (Feb. 10), and she tapped a segment for Yo! MTV Raps:


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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Former 'Bad Girls Club' Star Natalie Nunn Blasts Tanisha Thomas, Says 'Love & Hip Hop' Star Amina Buddafly F*cked Her Ex, Discusses Her New Reality Show & More!




Natalie Nunn is gearing up for her return to reality TV and she's throwing shots while doing it!

The former Bad Girls Club star gave an earful on Periscope yesterday (Feb. 9)!

Natalie recalled the first time she met Flavor of Love star Tiffany Pollard a.k.a New York back when she was on BGC in 2009/2010. 


She revealed Tiffany was actually kinda rude to her because she didn't like the fact that she spit on another bad girl on her BGC season. If you recall, New York got spit on by Pumpkin on Flavor Of Love so she wasn't feeling Natalie based on what she saw on TV. 

Natalie also talked about not being on the new reality show The Next 15, why a Bad Boys Club won't happen, and she discussed her new reality show 
The Mother/Daughter ExperimentCelebrity Edition which will premiere March 1st on Lifetime. 
RELATED POST: EXCLUSIVE: Former 'Bad Girls Club' Star Natalie Nunn and Her Husband Jacob Payne Will Have Their Own Fitness Show on WE tv 


Natalie also blasted Love & Hip Hop New York star Amina Buddafly (who is currently married to Peter Gunz). 

The reality star says, Amina slept with he ex, Olamide Faison, while she was filming her season of BGC. She claims Amina begged Olamide to marry her or have a kid with her because she needed a Visa to stay in the country. 

Oop! 



Watch both parts of Natalie's Periscope gossip session below:




Natalie also went in on a Twitter rant and blasted several BGC stars, including Tanisha Thomas, whom Natalie says she fell out with over a TV show. 


She threw several shots at Tanisha and also claimed both of them were hoe'ing around together several years ago. Yikes! 


Peep some of the tweets below:




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New Video: Teyana Taylor Shows Off Her Amazing Post-Baby Body In "Touch Me"



Teyana Taylor is showing off her snapback in her latest music video after less than two months of giving birth! 

The singer debuted a new video for her hit "Touch Me" at midnight last night. The song is off her '90s-inspired mixtape The Cassette Tape 1994.

In the video, Teyana shows off her sexy side and she also uses a famous line from the 1992 hit movie Boomerang. Check it out below!




Watch Teyana busting out dance moves in the kitchen while cooking up some fried chicken:


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