Thursday, September 7, 2017

Dafuq!? Woman throws bag of poop out of the window on a first date after the toilet didn't flush

This ish is wild! A man started a GoFundMe page to fix his broken window after his date got stuck trying to retrieve her bag of poop.

Yes, you read that right.



A postgraduate student named Liam Smyth wrote about his story on his GoFundMe page. He met a woman on Tinder, they went on a date and then went back to his place for wine and to watch a documentary.

Liam's date used the bathroom and when the toilet didn't flush, she put her poop in a bag and threw it out of the window. But, her poop in a bag didn't travel very far and it got stuck in a gap between another window.

He claims when the woman came out of his bathroom, she confessed to reaching into the toilet bowl, wrapping the dookie in tissue paper and throwing it out of the window.

His date also insisted she could retrieve the poop and she eventually got stuck in the window trying to do so.  

Firefighters eventually came and rescued his date, but they had to completely destroy Liam's poor window. 

The bag in the poop girl doesn't have a name and wants to remain anonymous, as she should. 

Wow, how embarrassing! Will there be a date #2 after she number two'd in his house? ... LMAO, okay, that was corny ... hey, shit happens. 

But, check this, supposedly these two will go on another date!

Model Chrissy Teigen tweeted about the story and wrote:
Read more about the eventful date and see more photos here
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