Okay, so its been a full 24 hours since Beyonce and Jay-Z snatched wigs and edges yesterday after dropping their surprise 9-track joint album, Everything Is Love.
I literally had to put a quick halt on my Saturday night plans just so I could listen to the album which talks about everything, from Jay's infidelity and their marital issues to the NFL kneeling protests and even shading Spotify.
This album is like an open diary! Let's get into these lyrics though...
"Lucky I ain't kill you when I met that bitch (Nah, aight, aight)" – Beyonce on LOVEHAPPY
Woah! I'm dying to know who "Becky with the good hair" is!
"Yeah, you fucked up the first stone, we had to get remarried" – LOVEHAPPY
Damn, Jay! Get yo shit together!! This is BEYONCEEEE!
"We broke up got back together ... to get her back, I had to sweat her." - LOVEHAPPY
"They don't want Yoncé on their door / Louis slugger to your four door / Careful you get what you asked for" – HEARD ABOUT US
Bey is so gangsta!
"When I say free the dawgs, they free 'em. That's how Meek got free" - FRIENDS
“I ain't going to nobody for nothing when me and my wife beefing / I don't care if the house on fire, I'm dying, nigga, I ain't leaving / Ty Ty take care of my kids, after he done grieving / If ya'll don't understand that, we ain't meant to be friends.” - FRIENDS
This is about Jay's "friendship" with Kanye West.
"I pull up like the Freedom Riders, hop out on rodeo / Stunt with your curls, your lips, Sarah Baartman hips / Gotta hop into my jeans, like I hop into my whip" – BLACK EFFECT
"If I gave two fucks, two fucks about streaming numbers / Would have put Lemonade up on Spotify" – NICE
Yassssss, Bey!
"My great-great-grandchildren already rich / That's a lot of brown children on your Forbes list"– BOSS
"Sippin’ my favorite alcohol / Got me so lit I need Tylenol" – APESHIT
"I said 'no' to the Superbowl, you need me, I don't need you / Every night we in the endzone, tell the NFL we in stadiums too" – Jay-Z on APESHIT
Billie Jean in his prime / For the thousand time, the kid ain't mine / Online they call me Dad, kiddingly / You're not supposed to take this Dad thing literally - HEARD ABOUT US
Oh snap! Jay-Z is denying an alleged love child!
“He wanna be with me, he wanna give me that vitamin D” – APESHIT
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